Jon Spencer Blues Explosion ~ “Orange”

One of the best Rock records of the ‘90’s, and you simply do not stop! Honestly, you do not stop at all. Jon Spencer came from Pussy Galore, his body you ultimately want to explore. What can be said about one of the most underrated records in the history of Rock? Quite a lot, to be perfectly honest, my darling daughter; so check this shit out, baby! I got the blues! I am going to get a cure as soon I as pop on “Orange” by Jon and his chums. The album opener “Bellbottoms” is like a Bruce Lee movie on high, absolutely no question whatsoever, better than Sonic Youth’s “Bull in The Heather.” I wouldn’t lie, baby, you know that! You know that daddy doesn’t get down with those dirty lies.

Some Noise Rock tendencies never hurt a thing! Take, for example, the intense far out Blues of “Dang,” now that is a special song, it will right all of societies wrongs tenfold and forever, and again, far superior to Sonic Youth’s “Bull in The Heather.” The album may be an ode to sleaze coming from a Prep School brat baby like Spencer, but it sure beats The Strokes (Now entirely insignificant, thank goodness), and certainly miles ahead of those precious little Faberge Eggs in the hauntingly soul retardation that is The White Stripes. That’s the “Sweat,” of the Blues Explosion, baby! Danger is always abound when you got those gut-twisting guitars going all hog wild as the percussive element pounds into eternity.

This band is the reason why the dinosaurs all turned to vegetarianism and morphed into precious little panda babies. One of the last cuts on the record is “Blues X Man,” which is all about the power of a virile gentleman on high. Don’t forget that this record houses some mellow driving cuts that are instrumental-based. I love the party scene and I got to boogie on some dolphin buttocks until my mind releases God’s own private stash of some fantastic cheddar cheese. Don’t forget, the cut “Flavor,” features a rather impressionable and possibly non-religious Beck Hansen rapping into a telephone. It is quite good, if not, well…all good (Word up).

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