I was at a Chinese restaurant today reading the Chinese Zodiac placemat to pass the time while waiting for my extra spicy Szechuan chicken to arrive at my table when I decided to check the Zodiac signs for The Beatles (yes as you can tell by the ridiculous amount of posts I’ve been making about the Beatles, I have a case of the Beatlemania.)
John Lennon was a dragon. “You are eccentric and your life complex” is what the placemat had to say about dragons. I thought that fit John pretty good. So I figured I should look up Paul, George, & Ringo too to see if the descriptions fit them as well.
Paul is a horse. This is what the placemat had to say about horses: “Popular and attractive to the opposite sex. You are often ostentatious and impatient. You need people.” Yes – Paul was the cute Beatle, wasn’t he? And the line about needing people seems to fit pretty well.
Having read Geoff Emerick’s book on recording the Beatles I know that Paul was sometimes impatient with his band mates (such as when George would struggle with a guitar part or Ringo on the drums.) I had to look up “ostentatious” (I suppose I need to work on my vocabulary) but it seems to fit too.
George was a sheep. “You are timid and prefer anonymity” said the placemat. Ah yes, the quiet Beatle indeed.
At this point I’m thinking this Zodiac business may really be onto something but then I realized that Ringo has the same sign as John did as he was also born in 1940. Indeed, Ringo is a dragon too.


