Hollywood Undead - The Worst Music Ever?
By Leslie Loveface on Nov 12, 2007 in MySpace Music
Is Hollywood Undead the worst music ever? After listening to the songs on their MySpace page this seems like a completely reasonable question. Their sound is like all the worst aspects of every awful music trend from the last 20 years.
It’s like Limp Bizkit mixed with Eminem and the Backstreet Boys. It’s hard to imagine that this music isn’t some sort of elaborate joke. If it is, then I guess they got me. The sad thing is they also got thousands of other people who apparently actually think this is good music. Sure most of them are about 14 years old but it’s still sad that this crap is getting many thousands of plays every day on MySpace while many much more deserving artists are largely ignored.
I haven’t even mentioned the pictures yet. The whole mask thing makes me think it’s all a joke. They don’t want people to know who they really are. Right? Plus it’s another crap music allusion to add to the list (Slipknot.)
I will give Hollywood Undead this much. They are more interesting than most MySpace artists. They are so incredibly bad yet appeal to so many. It’s interesting to think about for me. Are kids just this clueless when it comes to music these days that this garbage passes for not only decent but great?
They are currently the second most popular unsigned artist on MySpace. I suppose it’s not surprising that they are surrounded by two “artists” almost as crap as they are: Tila Tequila and Five Times August. I’ll have to get to them next time.
So which Hollywood Undead song is worst? I can’t say I listened to all of them. The joke does start to wear thin after awhile. But I must say that “Circles” is particularly amusing. This is the Hollywood Undead ballad. It’s just as tasteless and stupid as the rest of their music but with the added bonus of a staggering amount of cheese.
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I usually try my hardest not to knock bands, no matter how bad they are, because being in a band is a hard, heartbreaking, frustrating road to travel down. Putting your heart and soul into something so fully is opening yourself up in a very vulnerable way that many people would never do.
That being said, there seems to be neither heart nor soul in the music here, but maybe some hidden brains. They seem to be brilliantly exploiting the economics of pop music; teenagers contribute the most money to the pop music market so give them what they want. And apparently what they want is Insane Clown Posse (who have an endless amount of imitators) mixed with emo (who’s bands have become completely interchangeable) and Eminem (from whom they have no problem lifting from directly). But these guys don’t even have the ability to meld these sounds into one amalgamation. If they did they would probably sound more like Linkin Park. Instead you get one song that sounds like ICP, one that sounds like emo, one that sounds like Eminem, and then one that sounds like Linkin Park (okay, they all start to sound like Linkin Park in the end).
But teenagers are notorious for having bad taste. And teenage boys are notorious for liking music that is violent, misogynistic and homophobic. But what’s disturbing is the sheer number of girls that are buying into this. And posting comments about how hot these guys are. They’re wearing masks! Good looking dudes don’t wear masks or full face makeup (with the possible exception of Paul Stanley). And hey, little girl, that song you like so much. It’s about date raping you! Here, take this L7 record. They’re better and funnier than this band and could easily kick the crap out of them.
Jeff | Nov 14, 2007 | Reply
Yes Leslie. It’s true.
Marvin Marks | Nov 15, 2007 | Reply
well just because you dont like their music doesnt make it bad. if that many people listen to them then apparently theyre doing something right.
alixx | Nov 19, 2007 | Reply
i llike hollywood undead theyr totally rad
yourmother ha! notreally | Nov 19, 2007 | Reply
Yah just because your taste for music is different doesnt mean you can just insult them. A lot of people like them so they must be doing something right.
secretsound | Nov 29, 2007 | Reply
im not emo. but hollywood undead rules. i love how they have that eminem sound going 4 them. i like how they dont scream every second of the song. a very good beat. my fav song bye then is….. # 5 or my black dahlia
joe | Dec 3, 2007 | Reply
The fact that you say that they “imitate” so many othe bands shows there versatility. You don’t like there music because you don’t understand it because your old and don’t know how laugh or whatever other reason, go listen to the beattles and shut the hell up. Circles is a good song that actually mean somthing to people who know jack about music and people who have felt that way, same with a knife called lust, my black dahlia and so on and so on. I will give you this if you cant take there other songs such as christmas time in hollywood and laugh then you wont like them because that humor is to mature in nature for you. Its a goofy song ment to make you laugh and if you don’t then thats your problem let everyone else enjoy it. You are possible the worst critic I have ever seen they should give me your job. You didn’t even notice shit about there music except the fact that you didn’t get and it offend you all lyric stuff. So i dub you the worst critic on the internet.
youradouche | Dec 4, 2007 | Reply
youradouche: you are an excellent example of your kind.
Marvin Marks | Dec 4, 2007 | Reply
i think to like hollywood undead’s music , you need to have a certain taste in that kind of music. And if they have that many people who like them, then i say they’re pretty good.. i like them myself… and if you don’t that’s your opinion. If they’re really as bad as you say, no one would be listening to them at all.
mishizzy | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
DUDE! don’t go complaining about a band if you don’t even like that type of music. HOLLYWOODxUNDEAD effn rocks1 =P
wtfiswrongwitchu | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
mishizzy - that certain taste in music you are referring to is usually referred to as “lack of”
Marvin Marks | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
OK. This critic is unrealiable and personally i think shes fuckking retarded. You probably listen to soft crap is hardcore, no wonder you dontl ike them stupid ass, you listen to and HU a totally different genre. O and Jeff - “But teenagers are notorious for having bad taste.” That little statement of yours, hey dumbass wake up, without us this countires economy would be gone, without us there wouldint be new types of music, without us there wouldint be “style”, without us there wouldint be an America. So crit me for my statement. Let me exploit your stupid asses some more.
O and no offense to the girls who are with us this aint to you, Girls who dont listen to our kind of music cant crit us, the shit that they say makes me want to go and just punch someone, if a girls going to crit a band, make it a girl who knows what theyre talking about.
Hollywood Undead for life.
Jake | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
My post got messed up but im sure your smart enough to understand what im saying. lol Well maybe not smart enough judging by this critic but youll get my meaning.
Jake | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
As stupid as Hollywood Undead’s music is, it is no doubt nowhere near as stupid as their fans as the comments here prove.
Marvin Marks | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
Ya ha ha your funny you fucking faggit. Make a better website before you call us stupid jackass. O and you just called a few hundred thousand people stupid by that little fans comment of yours. Better pray that a hacker who likes HU doesint see this, he’ll find where you live. lol…..
Jake | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
Hey Marvin Ive seen your reviews on other bands\artists and now I know why you dislike our music. But hey we feel the same way for your music. Why dont you do us fans a favor, stop review\criting bands\artists like this. You review the music you like, and let us review our own music.
Jake | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
Keep diggin’ that hole Jake.
A few hundred thousand people stupid? Is that all? There’s a helluva a lot more stupid people than that in America, I’m afraid. Fans of Hollywood Undead are just one subset of American stupidity.
You’ve got the folks that get their news from Dancing With The Stars… You got the kids who think Hollywood Undead is anything other than a joke at their expense… Yes that’s right. I believe that these HU guys purposely set out to make the worst music possible and the joke is that people actually like it. It’s proof of nothing but that people’s tastes are just that bad.
Marvin Marks | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
Wow! That band is complete SHIT! How did they manage to get 300,000 friends? They must’ve friended every person and 300,000 of them were stupid enough to accept. Jeezus that was AWFUL!
PAVL | Dec 5, 2007 | Reply
have you checked out CANDY GIRLS on myspace, email address allensssss@lycos.com
totally terrible music!!!!!!!! check out the christmas song SILENT NIGHT.
john | Dec 6, 2007 | Reply
john thanks for the suggestion. we’re always on the lookout for shitty myspace music to make fun of here at musicbyday.com
tell yer friendz!?! LOL LOL LOL
Marvin Marks | Dec 6, 2007 | Reply
i dont no how you guys can even put in about younger people only liking this “music” granted im not the biggest fan and i dont even belive i have them added to my friends list on myspace, but if what your saying that actually makes elvis crap 2, when he first started out only younger people liked his music, my father still tells us how his dad banned elvis’s music in his house.
my point is just because something sounds diffrent, dosent mean its crap,
and yes some of your points where valid, but there isnt actually any band or song that you listen to now adays that you cant find a relation ship to a couple of groups.
overall i think that music should have a rating on it, like movies, not just for swear words etc, but because of the lyrics. hope to hear some actually criticism back on this and not just garbage
-crossming
crossming | Dec 6, 2007 | Reply
I am a college student with an A average and i consider myself neither idiotic, nor ignorant, nor one who lacks taste, but one thing i know is that i love Hollywood Undead. It is a relief to hear a band that explores so many facets of music. I am tired of stereotypical bands that are afraid to experiment and step outside of the box. These songs reflect life, no matter how different it is from yours. Check out the bands history, then see if you have something to say. And besides how many of those who are so quick to judge have exploded onto the scene?
Ashley | Dec 7, 2007 | Reply
Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean you have to completely trash them. They are more successful than you so you could just be crazy jealous. If you don’t like them then don’t talk crap, just don’t play tir music. I personally like their music becasue of the variety of genres they provide. I don’t like very much rap. I am a rock type person, but you don’t see me trashing all of the rap groups. Too bad if they are popular. Deal with it. They ARE people, who heppen to have this as their lives work. We don’t post crap about your job and how you do it on the internet. So you don’t have to do it about theirs. I think you are a jerk who doesn’t think about other people. Ego-centric brat much? I believe so. Thank you.
Jenny. | Dec 8, 2007 | Reply
WOW You Suck Ass! Hollywood Undead Is The Greatest Band In the Worl!! You Dont Know What You Are Talking About Because You Are Probly a Fat Middle Age Man Living In His Mothers Basement Trying To Frigure Out What To Do With The Rest Of Your Life Other Than Puting Down Bands That You Dont Know!:|
HARD-Uh-CORE ASSHOLE! HA
EM-Uh-ILY POINTLESS | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
Jake Is Damn Well Right!
EM-Uh-ILY POINTLESS | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
you guys keep raving about how they’re this shitpot blend of different musical trends but really thats just because they’re so versatile , they can roll out tracks that anyone can find something they like about,if you like songs with meanings, and a softer beat you could listen to circles or the loss….but on the polar opposite theres the hardcore, vulgar ,and perverse that every teen likes to indulge in every now and then. You’re a pretty pitiful critic really, you just shit toss these guys when their music is not intended for you to like at all. I think these guys knew anyone over 30yrs old would hate them before they even started writing their music. And all you fans on here saying stuff like” OH MY GOD FUCK YEEEAH HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD RULLLZZZ” don’t help at all, you just make all of us fans look like the dipshits. You’re just feeding this critics fire .
Krue | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
Emily: LOL!
Marvin Marks | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
zomg, i hope shes not talking about me
crossming | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
They totally rock! their sound is so cool it makes you want to dance. lets see you try to be them! haha right liek you could! they liek what their doing and thats all that matters!
purplesquid | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
WOW. CAN YOU SAY ‘HATER!’. FOR YOU TO TYPE THAT WHOLE THING UP SHOWS THAT YOU LIKE THEM ALITTLE BIT, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME TYPING THIS UP. IF YOU DONT LIKE A BAND/SINGER DONT LISTEN TO THEM, DONT LOOK AT THEM, ITS THAT SIMPLE!
Hyacin | Dec 9, 2007 | Reply
Hyacin - believe it or not typing that whole thing up isn’t as difficult for some as it would be for you. Also you may not have noticed but your capslock key appears to be stuck.
Marvin Marks | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply
worst review ever seen…
hollywood undead rocks!
Kevin Jager | Dec 19, 2007 | Reply
I must be one of those teenagers with terrible taste. I can understand why your not into that type of music but why would you bash it? Ok so your not into it don’t you have something better to do? I’m not saying you wrong because it’s your opinion but it seems strange that an adult would waste they’re time arguing with teenagers because they’re the worst at listening.
Tierney | Dec 26, 2007 | Reply
are you fucking kidding me?? hollywood undead is deep and if you actually listen to the actual fucking lyrics they talk about things much deeper than money and shit. what you need to do is ACTUALLY listen to “Circles”, “A Knife Called Lust”, and “My Black Dahlia” they mean something. Half of things they say in those things talks about broken families, heart break and changing into something because soemones trying to change you. Sure some of there stuff is pointless but its also meant to make you laugh. Obviously you don’t have a fucking sence of humor. What you need to do is get a life and get some friends. Hollywood Undead kicks ass and if you hate them so much then don’t listen to them you fucking hater!!!!!
diamond | Dec 28, 2007 | Reply
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!
its just a bunch of funny ass guys tryin to make a livin’
there songs are about getting wasted, getting ass, and livin’ on the streets
what more do you need
there shit is crunk as fuck
your a fucking idiot
Ashl3a | Dec 28, 2007 | Reply
dude who ever did this review go fuck yourself hollywood undead is an amazing band you fuck how about you go in a room and fucking kill yourself you little faggot SO FUCK YOU THEY ARE GOOD THEY ARE BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER MAKE FAGGOT END YOUR LIFE
devon cannan | Dec 28, 2007 | Reply
C’mon Marvin Marks, let the kids have their fun. I understand you believe HU’s music is shit, but you don’t have to post such conceited [and borderline douche bag] remarks. YOU might be an excellent example of why kids often rebel against adults [if you are one]. As crazy as this next statement of mine may sound, I’ll say it anyway…The arts [music in this case] don’t aways have to be artistic. My younger brother loves this ‘band [I use that term loosely] and I thought they were a joke at first too. However, upon further inspection, I found some of their songs to be very catchy. It’s amazing what an open mind can do…anyway kudos to your review of ‘In Rainbows’. Please stop being a pretentious bastard
John C. | Dec 30, 2007 | Reply
OMG seriusly man your the crappest critic ever!
they are an amazing band.
and you might wana do some research before you say all that shit,
they do show there faces and for you information they are attractive AND
there like 20 so get ya facts right ; )
And who the fuck are you to diss slipknot, they are a amazing band that have gone far.
strongbow | Dec 30, 2007 | Reply
Hey dumbshit, listen. Everyone has different taste in music. Not everyone likes the same thing. If everyone liked the same music then there really wouldn’t different Genres. you say that teenagers have bad taste in music. What kind of shit is that? No one can have bad taste in music. Everyone just likes something differently. Your just so pissed at your life because you have to live with your mom and she’s probably the only thing that you will get to even kiss you. Don’t try to make up for your shitty ass life by trying to make others want to kill you for being such a douche. You pissed me off for a few reasons when i read that: You insulted people,people’s like of different music,people’s differencies,Slipknot,HU, and pretty much for insulting one type of music it’s like you took a shit wiped ur ass with ur hand and just bitch slapped music across the face. The whole point of MUSIC is a form of expression. Not everyone wants to express themself in the way YOU want to. God mad us all different for a reason. so ur pretty much bitch slapping god too. Nice going now your gonna get made Satan’s little bitch. If you knew ANYTHING at all about the true reason of music you wouldnt talk crap about other bands now would you?
... | Dec 31, 2007 | Reply
What to say…
To state that HollywoodUndead is musical genius would be far too ignorant for me to ever mutter, however, I can state that their music is new and in my opinion, sarcastically refreshing. Yes their sound is a mix of genres, and in many cases they come off like they had a recent bout of MPD but anybody who thinks HollywoodUndead aims to be taken as anything BUT funny is delusional. In a world where majority of the top songs are about sex, depression, or a mixture of the two, I for one am glad to see somebody take a different approach, i.e. the funny one. No they are not Simon & Garfunkel, CCR would not be proud, and hell even Eminem would probably want to strangle them (though… not that that’d be different from his normal routine) but in the end I think they aim to take Comedy + Music and, in my opinion, they do it well. I think what people fail to realize is that HollywoodUndead is here for fun, to take the Punk Ska Hardcore fan base, and to infuse their own Weird Al style. Perhaps it isn’t musical art but if anything it is creative, and for that alone nobody really has the right to make any statement about them beyond, “Not my style”. Call it music, call it comedy, I call it both, but I call it both as a fan of HollywoodUndead. Nobody will ever agree where music or comedy is concerned, all that really ever matters is whether there is a group of people who enjoy it, and the number show that Hollywood Undead has those numbers.
And well call me a bad fan for thinking My Black Dahlia is humorous, but I do think I will somehow move on. Just think about it.
Bird.
Bird | Dec 31, 2007 | Reply
you are a bitch who doesnt no music how can you not like them i think that whoever hates them then just leave them alone they are the shit!!! so fuck off!!!
savannah mork | Dec 31, 2007 | Reply
See, I’m actually down with this “pretentious”… I’m fine with that. Yup. Thanks! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with rejecting bullshit and celebrating stuff that actually has some thought put into it. Someone has to do it. This is a music critic website. We aren’t critical of absolute shit like Hollywood Undead - then what’s the point?
Marvin Marks | Jan 2, 2008 | Reply
To hell with it. That one didn’t make much sense as far as words go. But goddamn it. I don’t give a shit.
Marvin Marks | Jan 2, 2008 | Reply
Oh yeah? FUCK YOU. You’re probably some old-ass cougar that listens to classical music. Everyone has different taste, doesn’t give you a right to insult every fan.
Wow. | Jan 2, 2008 | Reply
Well, yes, I do like Hollywood Undead alot. But I am not here to defend them, per say, but pose an honest and simple question. Before I get to it, let me sate a few things that came to mind while I read your review and your arguments to the…fans.
There are thousands upon thousands of other bands, hundreds of different styles, hundreds of different messages, and many different moods - all for millions, MILLIONS, of different people.
Is one band really than another? Who decides? Popular consensus? My word to yours? Record sales? On paper, sure the record sales prove something, along with popular vote. But popular vote only matters to those who voted for…what comes of the opposition?
The question I wanted to ask was “what gives you the right to bash my music?”
I will say, I appreciate you taking the time to check them out at least. So what, you didn’t like them, you’re free to do that, and I am free to like them. There are many bands I would like that you wouldn’t, and just the same for you for me. Writing a review against a band or movie is, in my opinion, very tricky. In the end, it just boils down to who chooses what for expression. Some bands are in it for the money, some are in it for fun, some are in it just to vent. It’s an art form. Some forms are just not for everybody.
I know what I say is repetitive, and I am sorry for that. I hoped I made some valid points, and feel free to respond to anything I have said.
Cheers,
Aj
Aj | Jan 4, 2008 | Reply
Well i have to say that Hollywood Undead RULEZ!!!
but really their songs do have a meaning to them but i gues you can’t see it like the 14 year old kids who you think are dum for likeing a band that they like.
Hollywood Undead is like any other band and singer so why hate on them only?
and if they want to use mask is there thing so they people know who they are I think that your just hateing. and plus the other deserving artists don’t care so why do you?
I think Hollywood Undead is not geting all the love they deserve cus unlike other guy or teens out there are doing badthing to them self they decided to do something with there lives SO MUCH LOVE TO HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD!!! ^_~
Cat | Jan 4, 2008 | Reply
<3333333333333333 Hollywood undead rocks, dont diss what you don’t get
thx
~Aj
Aj | Jan 5, 2008 | Reply
Just cause You don’t think its right but honestly it kinda shows what not to be like, if your a girl do u really want a guy to think about u like that NO so it makes u not wanna shake ur drunk ass over 2 him. l0l seriously no reasonable person wants some guys dick up her ass so she listens to the song and goes sick… no lets try it maybe when shes drunk at a party, but it don;t escuse there nasty languae but I still love it …
Aj | Jan 5, 2008 | Reply
Okay, many of you are very fucked up in the head, i’m gonna show my immature side because people like you is what fucks up america; Marvin Marks and fucking jew that wrote this bs. Look everyone has their own opinon to music and bands and such, but look at it this way “that shit band” is one of the best bands on myspace and wtf ? look how they started, they have made many successful songs, their profile has been viewed exactly, 14720897 times.. if you can say that number, then please keep your comments to your self. Oh, and if you cannot pronounce that number then please go back to community college get a fucking life and take your head out of your ass you worthless piece of shit. Sorry for my language BUT YOUR A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, SIR. That band is great in my “OPINON” Oh hey check out their; Total plays, 35816071 OH SHIT. AND THEIR BAD ? Well sir, i’m sorry for all my cussing but you are the DUMBEST FUCKING REDNECK IN THE WORLD. These people have their own style, their own songs. Well, I have said what I felt like saying, x] sorry but HU FOR LIKE MOTHER FUCKER. Oh and before you put other bands down, FUCKING START YOUR OWN AND HAVE YOUR PROFILE VIEWED BY 14720897 MOTHER FUCKER PEOPLE YOU LITTLE SHIT. Oh and so what if most of their fans are teenagers, MORE THEN HALF COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS, AND I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, x] And I most likely could, Enough said, I’m out bitches.
Sean -Hu- | Jan 6, 2008 | Reply
I love hollywood undead. <333
luckyash | Jan 7, 2008 | Reply
music is subjective. if you dont know this then you shouldnt be writing about music. To call a certain kind of music bad is to show your own ignorance. i obviously think hollywood undead kicks ass, however i do dislike some of their songs. that doesnt mean they are bad. that just means some of their songs do not appeal to me. Some other music that i really enjoy includes artists such as Salieri, Handel, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Easy Star All Stars, Mozart, Flipsyde, The Doors, and a bunch of others. But i obviously have horrible taste in music do i not?
also, if you are going to call a group/band bad, then i suggest you listen to all of their songs. then maybe people will actually ponder your point of view.
Protege | Jan 8, 2008 | Reply
hollywood undead rock
so fuck yuu dickheads
yuu know nothing
about anything
so fuck yuu
yuu dirty pricks
drop dead!
shadow | Jan 9, 2008 | Reply
this is the biggest load of shit i ever read. being a band is hard. and they are unique. they don’t sound like everyone else. i loove these guys!
SteffHatesLosers | Jan 12, 2008 | Reply
I think perhaps you haven’t given this band enough credit..They are pretty awesome!!
Also the whole mask thing is so that people will focus on their music..not their faces..which to be honest not many so called amazing bands or artists do anymore.
its fair enough if you don’t like them but its slightly unfair to attack people who do..not everyone who listens to this band is 14 or stupid.
Superlewis | Jan 13, 2008 | Reply
Fuck you!
i personally like them a lot and just cuz you bitches dont like them dont mean that they suck.
just cuz they wear masks dont make them bad either!
maybe they just wanna be gangster!!
It’s not your place to say!
//hollywood// | Jan 13, 2008 | Reply
i hate you for even saying that.
die.
kickass93 | Jan 14, 2008 | Reply
who are you to say what good music is and what bad music is? everyone likes differant kinds of music that’s why there are so many differant kinds of music. Hollywood Undead rose up from nothing, just like everyone else and they have a right to be heard. You can’t tell people what to listen to because they will do what they want anyways. This is America and there is freedom of speech, but come down on them that hard is just plain rude. I think their masks are unique and they are known for this. I’m not sure how old you are, but I know older people don’t like rap and newer music, so how about you just stick with criticizing you oldies, k? I love your music hollywood undead<33
Jessica | Jan 15, 2008 | Reply
“Is one band really BETTER* than another?”
Sorry, one of the errors that bugged me in my post. Damn myself for not reading before posting. I am not one with words anyhow.
Aj | Jan 16, 2008 | Reply
You know, I gotta be honest with you… I just found The Hollywood Undead on MySpace. After doing a quick google search, your site came up. I do not like or dislike the music so far, but what I DO NOT have a stomach for, is Leslie’s review. Look, there’s no need to do any one of the following;
-Care about celebrities’ personal lives and their kids (don’t worry the kids will be F’d up too)
-Flip people off while driving (they might follow you home and beat your ass)
-Write overly negative music reviews (especially on unkown independent bands)
Seriously, settle down.
Positve Waves | Jan 17, 2008 | Reply
lmaaoooo
maybe it isn’t ‘good music’
but for the love of whatever, its not like just coz you dont like it means others wont
and yeah
some of their songs i just wouldnt listen to, coz i cringe
but some of em i like the beat//instrumental bits
whateverr .
kay
BAHA | Jan 20, 2008 | Reply
Okay, well I can honestly say Im not a huge fan of Hollywood Undead, but they do have catchy songs and many kids can relate to some of the stupid shit they say, but I mean as long as the kids can relate to it that’s all that really matters. Their is so many bands that do suck and that shouldn’t be making music. Or artists, for example hilary duff, and all those dumbasses that should just stick to acting.
You kids should stop being so fucking absurd. Stop typing like your so fucking hardcore with the RULEZ and HARD UH CORE that just shows how stupid you really are.
This is a website that criticizes bands, all types of bands and it just depends on the person. If someone doesn’t like a band that you like your fucking stupid for trying to defend the band you like so much. It’s someone’s opinion and you can’t change that.
Saying that some people dont have the right to criticize other bands, is very hypocritical.
I bet all of you criticize alot of bands or artists. So before you go bitching about someone’s opinion think about what your going to type and make sure it’s the fucking truth you fucking retards.
Celi | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
First Off.
Teenagers now adays. Listen to the things that appeal to them the most. H U’s music is something that most teenagers can relate to. Many of us “youngens”can relate to the storys that come from there music. and just because they wear masks and have “emo” tendencies doesnt mean jackk shit.
If you hate them then why are you still talking about them??If you dont like there music then why are you listening to them??
They do not sound anything like ICP and i would know because i am an avid ICP listener. and As for Eminem and LInkin Park they will never even be close to sounding like them. MY life is music my love is music and I criticize every new music that comes out. Teens dont listen to the beats the sounds. they listen to the words. They can relate to this music just as teens can relate to someone such as rhianna ??
And as for the whole this is shit remarks. Their music is not shit it actually has alot of thought and alot of real meaning to it. At least i can say that much for them then i could for lets say 50 cent or hmmm…. freeze pop and maybe half the other shit that is out there.
There is a million bajillion other bands out there that could have shit talked on them but you chose HU whyy?? well maybe that has to be because you dont know jack shit about them…
or maybe you actually like them and are just ashamed to admit it??????
=]
hahaHUforlifeee!!!!!!=] | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
i think hollywood undead is a good band,their not my favorite but honestly not everyone likes the same kinda music so why dont some ppl stop criticizing eachother over music that they like. everyone likes different music.
and just bc we like hollywood undead doesnt mean we have bad taste in music. ohkay. thank you bye.
stephhhh sunshine | Jan 26, 2008 | Reply
“Limp Bizkit mixed with Eminem” - Seriously, do you actually pay attention to the music industry. Eminem worked with Limp Bizkit on a track called “Our House” which featured a cover of the chorus from the 80’s sensational POP hit Our House by Madness (BSB is pop, madhouse were pop).
Would you look at that, Hip-Hop, Rock and Pop has been done before, and it worked? IT WORKED! different music isn’t bad music.
anyway, HU are bad because they MAY be 14, your not into the music or you think its tasteless and cheesy and you don’t like masks.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Thats your “review”?
Do you regularly smoke crack or are you naturally retarded?
Leslie, your not a critic, your just someone using web space to voice your bias opinion and furthermore - You dislike a band, SO FUCKING WHAT! Go listen to some country music and leave the kids alone.
Vince | Jan 27, 2008 | Reply
I’m probably old enough to be your mother so definately not 14 years old. I came across your little rant searching for more information on Hollywood Undead, after accidentally coming across one song which I enjoyed. Best new stuff I’ve heard lately, incorporating so many sounds into one song, each different in its own unique way. How you can slam someone
just because it holds no appeal to you, is worse then what you have to say about this upcoming group of musicians. As an aside…You have very good writing skills, perhaps you could use them in a more positive manner.
Tara | Feb 2, 2008 | Reply
Holy shit, there are a lot more idiots commenting on this page than I realized. Sorry that my comment moderation sucks so bad, My comment moderation is almost as bad as Hollywood Undead’s music! HA!
Marvin Marks | Feb 3, 2008 | Reply
Hollywood Undead = Epic Fail. WORST. MUSIC. EVER.
EPIC FAIL | Feb 4, 2008 | Reply
Thank you for all the amazing comments you fucking idiots. I’ve found something even stupider than Hollywood Undead: Their Fans.
Leslie Loveface | Feb 4, 2008 | Reply
I LOVE HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. THEIR THE TYPE OF ARTIST WHO LOVE WAT THEY DO AND OR BERY DIFFERENT WHILE DOING IT
HOOLWOOD fANATIC | Feb 6, 2008 | Reply
If you really think that this “band” makes “good” “music”. Then truly you all deserve nothing less than a horrible, horrible death. Oh the best thing to do here is go to Newgrounds and watch Bad Guys Go To Hell. They explain everything you F-tards need to know. You didnt have to sit through the surely agonizing minutes of reading…but you did. You brave, brave souls. Get a life. Rock on Chica
5 Year old Next Door | Feb 7, 2008 | Reply
Well… The band is like a mix of BloodHound Gang and 98 Degrees. I kinda dig it. I can see how old school people think this music blows but… the energy and the rhythms… I can see how people like it too. I’d rather rock some Zepp but these guys sound good too. Eh.
EggNogAdam | Feb 8, 2008 | Reply
Okay, some of the comments above have my name on them, but are not actually me. That’s a bit unnerving. I only posted twice, the long comment, and the spelling correction from it. Sorry for any confusion. I was hoping Marvin was going to say something back about any of what I said, but I was disappointed. Ah, well.
Aj | Feb 11, 2008 | Reply
AJ said: The question I wanted to ask was “what gives you the right to bash my music?”
The first amendment of the constitution. It’s not surprising you don’t know about that, as I wouldn’t expect a Hollywood Undead listener to be well versed in history (or anything else of any value.)
AJ said: It’s an art form. Some forms are just not for everybody.
No. It’s not an art form. What Hollywood Undead does is not art. It’s one of the most ridiculous things when people refer to people like Britney Spears & Hollywood Undead as “artists.” These people are not artists. They are, if anything, anti-artists. They make music that makes you dumber when you listen to it. Real artistic musicians/songwriters make make music that makes you actually think. It’s enlightening in some way or another. And there’s many forms of music I would classify in this way - I’m not referring simply to lyrics or to musical sophistication. But a sense of wonder and excitement.
Regardless, It’s disturbing to me for anyone to refer to anything that Hollywood Undead does as “art.” It is surely not art. It is shit. It’s been formulated to appeal to braindead teenagers either purposely or just because they are that stupid themselves (that part I’m unsure about.)
Marvin Marks | Feb 11, 2008 | Reply
Hey, that’s cool. It’s your opinion and I respect it. I am glad you at least responded to some of the things I said. I agree about the music not being sophisticated, but it’s something I will still enjoy. I don’t have much along the lines of brain cells to lose anyhow, might as well lose the last of them to something I enjoy, haha.
Aj | Feb 11, 2008 | Reply
alright then, fuck it. enjoy yourself.
Marvin Marks | Feb 12, 2008 | Reply
hey so they are pretty good. and everyone has a different liking of music… and you shouldn’t diss this just because you dont like it. maybe someone doesnt like your kind of music. so how would you feel if someone went around dissing them?? so just let it be… you cant stop them. and you people who say that their songs have no meaning or heart to them, you may be right for some of they’re songs but knife called lust is a great song and it really hit home for me.
you should try to open up to more music.
Taylor | Feb 18, 2008 | Reply
This has been a VERY enjoyable thread! Now that I’ve said that - I’m throwing in a quick comment or two just to be a dick -
1. I actually kind of like HU. Not because I think they are lyrical geniuses, mozart-lings, or “hot” for that matter but just because it’s entertaining. I’m of the age group that actually paid money to see Gwar. Yes Gwar. Every age group has had one. Kiss/Gwar/ now HU. LOL. My favorite lyric is, “Because Emo is one step below transvestite”. Totally hilarious.
2. Intellect isn’t earned, it’s born. I believe it’s nature, not nurture, that makes someone intelligent. And intellect comes in MANY MANY forms. A college degree is like a great set of abs - if you have enough money for a trainer or a good healthy dedication you too, can be stacked like Matthew McConaughey. That being said, if good ole boy Matt sounded like Larry the Cable Guy there would still be women lustin’ after ‘im regardless.
3. (and here comes the dickhead part) Now that we’ve established I dont’ hate HU, and think the intellect cannot be “acquired” - I would like to pretend for a moment that I’m shocked and amazed at the rampant baaaaaaad spelling. Did Engish teachers forget to inform students of the difference in their, there, and they’re? Oh, and the best one? You’re and Your.
4. So having sAiD aLl oF ThAt I Jus WaNnA tAke A mIn aND tElL You Your sToopid and I hAte youre face! aLL oF tHe FaNs MuSt bE riGhT bEcUz tHere RiTe and YoUr wRoNg. ThEre (the band) gOnNa bE pizzzed @ U and hak uR sHiT and PoSt iT on there website over they’re.
So HA. I mean, HU!
(bless you! would be an appropriate come back)
KBG
QuestioningAll | Feb 20, 2008 | Reply
“The first amendment of the constitution. It’s not surprising you don’t know about that, as I wouldn’t expect a Hollywood Undead listener to be well versed in history (or anything else of any value.)”
Yes, I wasn’t really thinking along the lines of constitutional rights when I typed that, I was thinking more along the lines of in ‘comparison to what’, if you understand what I mean there. How can you judge my music, is it worse than your music and your taste? To you sure, but to me, I may not agree with your music choices either, but that would be in relation to what I listen to. Then someone could come in to the argument and say we both have shitty tastes, and it would be compared to what they listen to.
“No. It’s not an art form”
Sure it is, It’s expression. It may not quench the thirst of your sophisticated ear, but it still satisfies others. Much like many people who adore a Picasso or Da Vinci’s paintings are not fond of simplistic drawings or painting (even writings). In the long run though, I don’t think arguing the semantics of “art” will help nor prove anything.
Aj | Feb 21, 2008 | Reply
i dont like em very much but they have good songs anyway like My Black Dahlia.
Yes…i dont like rap either but the lyrics are good.
and about slipknot…they had their good times long ago ( Self titled album and Iowa) after that they were getting comercial as f**k and now they are getting very boring for me…
just hope the new cd will resurrect em…
Mr.Death | Feb 23, 2008 | Reply
Hollywood Undead is one of the best bands ever. They are the only band that can mix rap and screemo and make it sound decent. Just because you dont like their music doesnt meen its not good, I dont like Elvis but he is still good. Would you be able to do anything that they do? The masks are a way of protection, so they dont have to deal with all the crap celebs have to go through, so they can go to the store without being mobed, stuff like that. They are new too, just a bunch of guys that got together to make some music, it doesnt have to be perfect, they are just trying to make a point.
wow... u have the wrong idea | Feb 23, 2008 | Reply
pfff… yer hollywood undead wear mask tohide there faces witch is pathetic, cuz slipknot came up wid dat first and slipknot is the fucken god of metal…. but there music is really gwd hollywood undead is really good… slipknot is better thoe.. mwah
Donna | Feb 24, 2008 | Reply
They are a bunch of kids poking fun at the scene and all the ridiculous bullshit that comes with it. Their music is crap. So is KISS’s music, and they are insanely popular. It makes me smile, and in the end, that’s all that matters.
MWS | Feb 25, 2008 | Reply
Impressive! Tell Your Friends!
Marvin Marks | Feb 26, 2008 | Reply
I Love Hollywood Undead. Its Just A New Style Of Music That Some People Aren’t Use To Yet. And Just Because One Stupid Article Decides To Bash Them Doesn’t Make It Bad Music. It Just Means That Whoever Wrote The Article Isn’t Open For A New Kind Of Music. Either Way Love Them Or Hate Them Hollywood Undead Is A Good Group. And Like Everyone Says. As Long As People Continue To Listen To Them They’re Doing Something Right.
Mitch | Feb 26, 2008 | Reply
Its Obvious That Want People To Like Them For Their Music & Not Becuase They’re “Hot” & I Personally Love Their Music! I Think It Rocks!
Stephanie | Feb 27, 2008 | Reply
They*
Stephanie | Feb 27, 2008 | Reply
wtffff is this. maybe kids like them because they sing about what they can relate to. I dont know about you, but i grew up in a really rough neighborhood and having music like this gives me and my friends comfort. they think outside the box, they’re incredible, and theyre real. not every single one of their songs is some love shit with some pussy lyrics. they’re doing what they love, maybe you should get out and do what you like to do instead of sit at home and criticize people for working towards their dreams. i respect that you don’t like it. but know one ever said you had to, turn the “shit” off and get on with your life, stop bitching about it!!!! and at the end of the day they have a fuck load more supporters then you will probably ever hope to have. end of story? … i think so.
Erika | Feb 27, 2008 | Reply
Ok, first people need to stop talking in IM.
Second, I am quite fond of Hollywood Undead.
I understand that this is a critic site, and I know the first ammendment,
but really, if you honestly hate HU so much, then think it and get over it..
There’s no reason to type out some long uncited review. It’s a waste of
your time and ours. It takes a lot out of people to be in a band, but they
have done better than most, to be second most popular unsigned band
on myspace takes hardwork and dedication to the project. If you had a
band and you worked really hard to get where you are and someone like
this comes along and writes a bunch of shit on your band how would you
feel? Also, wouldn’t you feel great if your fans went to bash on the critic?
I’m sure you would, it makes you feel needed, wanted, loved. HU are in
the music scene, not for money, not for sex, but because they love making
music for people who love their music… That’s why they write songs in so
many diffrent genres, to give their fans something diffrent to listen to.
Also, some of the fans may be “stupid” but what band doesn’t have a few
fans that don’t have their head on straight?
To fellow fans: Throw the HU up, and just leave them alone.
They’ll get theirs in the end. Love you guys. <3
Angi
Angi | Feb 28, 2008 | Reply
amendment** I didn’t realize I hit two m’s.
Angi | Feb 28, 2008 | Reply
Why the fuck did I read all this…………………………….. Oh, and I think they are okay (the band)………………………………………………………………………………………………….. just u don’t have to be such a jerk about it.
Hyuugaaisu | Feb 29, 2008 | Reply
Wow. This has got to be the most ridiculus article I’ve ever read. You would think that a website for music would at least make sure the people who write articles for them would at least show the opinion of most people who know this band. Not just her own opinion. Also what ever happend to hiring people who aren’t biased when it comes to writing articles. Just because she dislikes this music, dosnt automaticly mean that they are “the worst music ever”. There is a reason that they were second most popular unsinged artist on myspace, TONS of people like them!!!! I’ve never even heard this band before but its pretty obviouse that whoever wrote this article simply enjoys critisizing people and tryin to sound smart like she knows everything about everything.
P.S, a little message to Marvin Marks, its also painfully obviouse that you really have nothing better to do then start arguments with people you’ve never met over the internet! Get a life and get over it!
Hambone | Mar 1, 2008 | Reply
The idiots keep commenting! I love it! Hollywood Undead fans = the dumbest people on the earth.
Marvin Marks | Mar 3, 2008 | Reply
While I don’t agree with what the critic said (We all have our opinions), all you people saying “ZOMG IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T REVIEW IT!~” and “You are stooooopid” are really the idiots. He’s doing his job as a critic, and thats reviewing/criticizing the subject material. I agree his review is pretty biased but you all need to shut the fuck up.
Matt | Mar 3, 2008 | Reply
i personally LOVE hollywood undead. i know all the songs and all the lyrics and im just in LOVE with them.
Samantha | Mar 6, 2008 | Reply
Ok. This has a lot of arguing around it, and I personaly like Hollywood Unead. Their music is good. Your opinion is not needed. I personaly couldn’t care much less that you don’t like them, but you can’t slam their band. Bands try super hard, and to get a good review by most kids in America, and even all over the world is almost fucking impossible. I love Hollywood Undead, and I think you should die.
Allison | Mar 7, 2008 | Reply
AJ: “It’s an art form. Some forms are just not for everybody.”
Marvin Marks: “No. It’s not an art form. What Hollywood Undead does is not art.” “It is surely not art. It is shit.”
well, mr. marks, in my opinion, what da vinci made was surely not art. it was shit. even though he’s one of the greatest artists ever, i think he’s shit. and that’s all that matters, right Marvin? is the opinion of one simple-minded critic more powerful than the opinion of thousands of fans? no. i don’t even like the music, but people like you piss me off because they think that just because they don’t like a certain band’s music, they need to talk shit about the fans. it’s just entirely unnecessary.
DH | Mar 8, 2008 | Reply
You know Marvin, I’m definately no “Hollywood Undead” fan though I did stumble upon their Myspace and thought that their sounds were pretty refreshing compared to the typical stuff I’ve heard lately. I’m posting here just to say that you really need to calm yourself a little bit and realize that while you’re trying to look so mature and all that, your jabs at these “fans” make you look worse than these fans you call the dumbest people on earth.
You might very well be older than me and most people posting here, but you really do need to grow the fuck up.
Alex Kostyshyn | Mar 8, 2008 | Reply
Hey Marvin, get a life.
For all we know, you’re some morbidly obese guy
sitting at home on the computer trying to make himself
feel better by making smart-ass remarks about others.
Go do something productive in society.
Recycle, Commit suicide, Make your own music,
Find something else to comment on.
I don’t care, but leave us alone.
kthnx.
Angi | Mar 9, 2008 | Reply
hey crack whores listen up here this band rocks and i dont give a f*** what u think of them they actually have something to sing about so yeah thats my 2 cents !!!!
lover of hollywood undead | Mar 10, 2008 | Reply
omg this review is bull! hollywood undead is the best band ever.
they combine the sounds of all bands but make it better!
maybe you adults think this music is shit but we think the same thing about your music. it just depends on personal taste. and you guys really need to stop trashing music you dont understand.
marina(h.u for lyfe) | Mar 10, 2008 | Reply
uh yea “Marvin Marks” you need to shut you fucking mouth. you really do not know what you are talking about. a chimpanze with a crayon could write better reviews than you. hollywood undead has so many fans because people like their music, they can relate to it. im sorry if you’ve never boned anyone in your life but no reason to take it out on good bands. you say that hollywood undead is a joke because they wear mask? ever think that maybe they wear the mask so people wont judge them on how hott they are but on their music?! if you take it in to consideration and open your mind and shut your fucking mouth for a minute maybe you will actually understand their music. they write about real things, like cutting and sex and drugs. yea im sorry to crash your perfect world but its out there and it refuses to be ignored anymore. this music is such a hit because it give kids something to relate to, it makes them feel like they are not alone in this world. so maybe you can stop jerking off long enough to actuall read this and realize that you are not always right and everyone has their own opinions and there is nothing you can do about it. so suck it up and go listen to barry manalow or something.
kpeace.
marinasaurus rex! | Mar 10, 2008 | Reply
wtf??! have u taken the tym to listen and appreciate gd music?!
hollywood undead are amazing an have started of a whole new style, which im sure u cudnt do.
and tila tequila is also awesoem !
melissa | Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
Yes Melissa, Tila Tequila is really awesome… HAHAHAHAHAHA. Tastelessness has no bounds when it comes to Hollywood Undead fans. You folks are so incredibly clueless about music that it’s actually somewhat endearing. It’s just so cute! Your first playskool band, Hollywood Undead! Most of you will look back at this with shame and you should. Some of you will never grow out of this and will listen to shit music your whole lives. I find that very sad. But of course not everyone is really into music. And thats OK too. I’m sure you are into other stuff, like American Idol or… um… Survivor? (is that still on the air?)
No really - We all have our bad points - yours (HU fans) happens to be listening to really really shitty music and being completely ignorant of all things musical.
Marvin Marks | Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, I hate Tila Tequila, but I just heard some Hollywood Undead and I kinda like it… I think they have potential
Gay bands | Mar 11, 2008 | Reply
You are the saddest piece of shit out there.
It’s truly a disgrace knowing you have enough time to post something as long as this about something you dislike. In all honesty, I could post every single thing you posted, but turn it upside as in, how good they are, and not how bad they are. My point is not that they’re good or bad, but you even thought about waisting your time posting such a shitty thing. If your going to do it again, actually try and see it other people’s way, and try not to make such a shitty post your worthless asshole. I’m guessing your old, so go curl up and die please
Halomaster | Mar 13, 2008 | Reply
Your stupid. Hollywood Undead is THE best. Enough said.
HUBABYY! | Mar 13, 2008 | Reply
All I know is I can dig it. I like to give anything a chance and HU sits good with me. TO EACH HIS/HER OWN.
Tako | Mar 15, 2008 | Reply
Music By Day the worst blog ever?
Gayvin Sparks | Mar 15, 2008 | Reply
Somebody does not like HU, it is the WORST music.
I like it, it is the BEST music.
Great.
Marvin should definitively commit suicide.
LaGaille | Mar 16, 2008 | Reply
I dont know who the fuck you think you are. but Hah.
bitch you have no taste in music. Hollywood Undead
is probably one of the best bands in this world
they are actually my #2 favorite band. so
shut THE fuck up and start listening to good
music and stop bashing on other peoples shit
like you could do better. what are you a fucking
crack whore? get it right bitch. damn cunt
they are fuccn rad.
HU4L | Mar 17, 2008 | Reply
I’m a hardcore HU fan, have been since the day I happened accross their myspace page. I just like how they mix together rap and emo and hardcore and screamo. It sounds lovely to me. It’s not for everyone, I’ll give you that. Maybe some people don’t like something because it’s not what they are used to listening to, but you shouldn’t say that people have no musical tastes at all just because you don’t enjoy it.
I don’t think anyone should set up these boundaries that they only like one type of music. And I certainly don’t think you should tell everyone that a band is the worse band ever. It makes you sound ridiculous.
Oh, and, by a popular vote, I believe ICP was voted the worst band ever.
-Rachul.
Rachul | Mar 18, 2008 | Reply
marvin what kind of music do you listen to???
UhOneQuestion | Mar 18, 2008 | Reply
I LOVE HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD.
Alicee | Mar 19, 2008 | Reply
I will fucking kill whoever disses on HUD.
BobbyTorti | Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Hah - Hollywood Undead is pretty much amazing. Just because I listen to them doesn’t mean I have bad taste - I’ve still got Pantera, Slipknot, Dimmu Borgir, Shadows Fall, Necrophagist, Against Nature, Iced Earth, and One Man Army and The Undead Quartet. People like different things - seems like we’ve got a wee case of intolerance for other people’s opinions going on here. I’d be willing to bet that Marvin listens to shit like country, and that anything electric is the spawn of the devil.
Arcana Hereticae | Mar 26, 2008 | Reply
HATERS H.U. is the shit
NickCCHS | Mar 28, 2008 | Reply
We’ve changed the look of the site but all of the beautifully stupid HU fan comments look just as lovely.
Marvin Marks | Mar 31, 2008 | Reply
your dumb bitch leslie
some guy | Apr 1, 2008 | Reply
i LOVE hollywood undead they are awescome and them sounding like that it part of the being awescome so lay the f*@! off them!!!!!
hollywood undead fan!!! | Apr 10, 2008 | Reply
yeah dude Hollywood undead is pretty bad ass,and just cause you dont like them doesnt mean they suck.think about it every comment on here is against you so maybe your the one with shitty taste in music.And if you honestly know enough about them to judge them then you would know they have music videos where they acually show there faces,dumbfuck.
chris | Apr 17, 2008 | Reply
hollywood undead really is not all that. they never even played a show, dont have a CD out…they have nothing except myspace. the only people that like them are a fan base of high school girls that dont know any better. Sorry guys…but the people that REALLY count are the people over 21 that actully know what is good. their myspace fame wont last. lol
Kimmie | Apr 30, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, this really does seem like a joke. I admit, however, that may just be wishful thinking on my part (I don’t want to accept that someone seriously put this out there as their ACTUAL music). It just has a very satirical sound to it somehow…the lyrics are so pointless and “in your face”, I almost think it HAS to be satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a side-project joke someone put together in a studio while recording their actual CD and said “hey let’s form a fake band…”
Also, if you look at their comments its mostly stupid little wannabe kids/ICP fans posting links to their own profiles or saying stupid shit like “ya u guys r gud hollahhh!”
Matt | May 6, 2008 | Reply
This isn’t intolerance. He’s saying something sucks. He’s not petitioning the government to outlaw the band. He isn’t hacking into their myspace page. Hell, he isn’t even posting on the stupid band’s myspace page. No, he’s posting on his blog, giving his opinion. You’re the one who probably heard about this from one of your stupid little friends and decided to come here and shoot your mouth off.
Matt | May 6, 2008 | Reply
& THATS THE WORST COMMENT EVER !!?is not there fault that u r an alien that u dont have a taste in music.just so you know HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD ROCKS & ALWAYS WILL KEEP ROCKIN’ !!!
hollywood undead lover | May 8, 2008 | Reply
u rock man !!
hollywood undead lover | May 8, 2008 | Reply
Okay.
Hollywood Undead is by far one of my most favorite bands. They have an amazing talent. I’m sure they do far better than you ever could. They sing about what they feel. Why the hell would you say crap about how somebody feels or about the stuff that they like? Try putting yourself in their position before you start talking shit. Try listening to their song Dead in Ditches. Maybe thats what they should do to you. And yes, a lot of us that like them are younger. We obviously have better taste. Maybe you should re consider what you’ve said about them. Hollywood Undead has a lot of talent. People like different things. I absolutely HATE any type of country music but you dont see me writing stupid little articles about how much i think it sucks. Have you ever thought about why they wear masks? Maybe it’s because they don’t want to be walking down the street and have tons of people taking pictures or running up trying to get an interveiw. They do show their faces in some music viseos anyway.
FUCK OFF
=]
Destiny | May 21, 2008 | Reply
why would you say fucking that, it just sounds like you’re trying to start a fight with every body that like hollywood undead. and beleave me you will lose. And by the way i’m 16 and i like them so don’t stario-type the music to a certain age. and the song circles is a realy good song. and since you are a person that likes different music than us, stop saying crap about them like that. you don’t want to fucking piss that many people off. if you don’t like them then don’t even write on this site about them. and the masks are awssome. and if you want to go and get me started on you slaming on slipknot go ahead. i’m a major music lover so i’m not afraid to have a frien hack in to your computer and fuck that shit up. don’t piss me off agian.
BITCH!!!!!!!
Becca | May 21, 2008 | Reply
hollywood undead is the best faggots
jarrod titus | May 22, 2008 | Reply
uhmmmm? wtf people?! H.U. is sooo good how can you hate on them? i mean seriously the messages in some of there music is fantastic! and sure they do do some music that sounds like everyone else but who doesnt?!?!?! fuck i mean you dont see any fucking site on hating 50cent or Snoop Dogg! and both of them do crappy music (some of it is good tho.) but shit id like to see half of you Hollywood Undead haters write music as good as them. And when and if it ever gets better than them and youre fuckingfamous as hell, then you can talk shit, but until then…
SHUT YOUR FAGGOT ASSES UP!!!!
bitches…
w/ <3
the H.U.Soldier
AKA
Annie
H.U.Soldier_bitches! | May 24, 2008 | Reply
Okay. i’m going to admit that i didnt read the whole artical when i posted my first comment. cuz i couldnt bare the stupidity in the writing. the first sentence made me want to puke all over leslie’s face. but, ive pained my way through all of it and now, ive got more to say.
FIRST: that shit head Marvin Marks. the one who cant stop commenting, over and over and over? yeah. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! i mean really are you that obsessed with this that you cant even stand to let people have their own damn opinion?! i think theres one of two things going down with him. hes either fucking leslie and in his stupid devotion to this cunt has to keep writting or she will cut off his sex. OR, hes just obsessed with her and wants to fuck her (just like the HU songs!!!) cuz hes too damn lonley living in his mothers basment at the ripe young age of 34 (i’m guessing). Cuz no young man who has a life and a job (that pays more than minimum wage) and a girl friend spends all his free time picking on and insulting kids and young adults because of a band. oh thats not even all ive got to say about you Marvin, so please insult and comment me cuz im dying to insult you some more. =]
P.S.
your insults arent clever but more like an 11 year old girl trying to sound all-grown-up.
SECOND: Leslie, i completly respect the first amendment and your right to say whatever the fuck you please, but what the hell? i would love to see you create a band, write great and popular music, and become one of the most well known bands in the US and still be able to get your message across w/o being a total bitch about it. you have every right to critisize a band or music. but not insult not only them but their fans too. and just cuz you dont like the music doesnt mean youve got the right to bash the hell out of them. youve got no right at all to call anyone stupid or a moron cuz you know what? TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BITCH!! and if they suck so bad leslie, then why in the fuck are people listening to them?? huh?! do you know!?!? I DO!! its cuz they dont suck and are great at what they do!! the song “Knife Called Lust” is all about how its okay to hurt inside and you can talk to people and youre not alone cuz alot of people feel like that. so when you grow up in a fucked up home and you do fucked up shit and cant express yourself in any other way than the self destructive ones, its good to know youre not in it alone. so, go and take your insensitive, judgemental, and ignorant thoughts and feelings and shove them up your ass. cuz no one wants to hear what youve got to say, except other morons. See ya!!! bitch!
THIRD: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD ROCKS SO FUCKING HARD IT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES!!!! FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT!! LOVE IT! LIKE IT!! LIVE IT!!! BITCHES!!!!
w/ <3
the H.U.Soldier
AKA
Annie
H.U.Soldier_bitches! | May 24, 2008 | Reply
HU Soldier? … right.
Marvin Marks | May 24, 2008 | Reply
well marky mark,
if you even listened to the music youd understand what it means. see if you didnt have your head so far up you ass maybe you could see real talent. but ya know, not everyone can be like that.
H.U.Soldier
H.U.Soldier_bitches! | May 25, 2008 | Reply
So Marvin Marks, who gives you the right to bash others CHOICE in music? It may not be your chioce, but thats what separates you from them and vice versa. No matter how you look at it, they are artists. I agree with you that Brittney and Tila are NOT musically inclined at all, but HU is using them for the networking. THat is what MYSPACE is for. NETWORKINGAnd as far as calling the teenage generation stupid and idiotic, that was a bad move. So fatr this year, we have had more teens involved in politics than ever before, more are becoming an active part of their community and the fact is, they have the RIGHT to make their own decisions. I think that is also hidden somewhere in the Constitution. But your problem is, if they can’t see it your way, then you hate them. And quit with the smartass remarks, they dont do anyone any good. Just because the HU fans may make some, you should strive to be better. Oh and learn how to not talk in “circles”
ignorantmuch? | May 30, 2008 | Reply
fuck u all
hollywood undead is an
awesomely awesome band
u guys r just a bunch of
fucked up haters
Amber | Jun 2, 2008 | Reply
Haters hate. Winners are the #4 artist on MySpace and make millions of dollars doing something they enjoy. Hate away Leslie, hate away.
Ramon | Jun 9, 2008 | Reply
to everyone who agrees w/ this stupid article………..FUCK YOU!!
hollywood undead is a great band, their music isn’t a joke, its really good and speaks to alot of ppl
if they did really suck like u say they do, then they wouldn’t be so popular, so shove that up your stupid ass
another thing, how can you compare backstreet boys and hollywood undead, are you fucking retarded??
and i’ll leave u w/ this…
u must have no life to spend ur time writing about how much you hate a certain band, music genre etc.
why don’t u spend ur time wisely by listening to music u like and writing about it, or going to concerts or sumthing then bashing a band that thousands of ppl like u asshole
HU 4 LIFE BITCHES!!
HU4LIFE | Jun 21, 2008 | Reply
People love this group because they use beats and rhythms that infectious and get easily stuck in your head. So many people say that HU is “innovative” and “versatile” that it makes me want to puke. Their music is incredibly unoriginal and predictable. There is a difference between claiming other artists as influences and blatantly copying their styles. They have as much variation in their rapping from song to song as Lil’ Jon.
I fear for the future when so many people love a group that is completely devoid of any kind of human emotion musically or lyrically. I’m not saying that they fail if they’re not as deep as Miles Davis or Elliot Smith but there’s a difference between party songs/club beats and making almost EVERY song you record a “let’s get shit-faced and fuck” track.
I agree with Leslie that Hollywood Undead must be joking. Unfortunately, whether they are serious about their music or not, they are laughing all the way to the bank. Score one for the artists who appeal to people with no taste in music.
Also, for those of you posting about how awesome you think Hollywood Undead is, PLEASE use some kind of argument other than “Fuck you! HU is an awesomely awesome band!” You’re making yourselves look like idiot douchebags who can’t think your way out of that Steel Reserve 40oz next to your laptop.
Andrew | Jun 25, 2008 | Reply
Tbh, normally i don’t like this type of music.
But their music is funny and honest.
And people can like what music they like, not to mention Hollywood Undead can make what music they want without people judging what they like?
I actually think you making this was a waste of time because people think what they want, they don’t want to know your opinion.
kthxbi.
Nat | Jun 25, 2008 | Reply
Fuck you Hollywood undead is an amazing band just because they arent some shitty country band or soft rock little chick you think they are bad? when they sing about truth and what happens in their life? ha you think you know music. you call them emo? call them some short ofmixture of music? tell me what kind of genre they are? its a new type of music. they have a partying song everyone can enjoy no screaming example No.5 and then Turn off the lights. just because they sing about truth and what means in the world instead of some stupid rap shit or having sex with your redneck sister in country you can’t judge what you dont understand. I’m a straight A student getting my business degree in highschool going into marketing right afterwards and i enjoy this music i know plenty of adults who enjoy this music because they know the true meaning behind it not just what you so call screaming and “”date rap”" so get your shit right and know what you are talking about instead of jamming to some brittney spears shit. End of story. DONE.
JMD | Jun 29, 2008 | Reply
They’ve signed with A&M/Universal Records and will be launching a full scale tour this year, after their record is released. The record was produced by Danny Lohner (Nine Inch Nails) & Don Gilmore (Linkin Park).
Album will be out on A&M/Universal/Octone Records (The Hives, Maroon 5).It will be their first.
Apparently, they must be doing something right.
Panga | Jul 5, 2008 | Reply
Panga, so fucking what? All kinds of shit “artists” (like Maroon 5) release major label records. That doesn’t mean they are any good. They suck. Bad. If you don’t realize that then you know shit about music.
Marvin Marks | Jul 6, 2008 | Reply
what kind of fucking critic is this? i totally agree with many of the people that think that this douchebag of a “writer” is bagging on Hollywood Undead.
if you think they suck, if you think their music is shit, if you think they wont blow up…
how come they signed to a label? how come they are one of the biggest bands on myspace? how is it that they were invited to play at the VirginMobile concert? how come they have so many devoted, willing fans to stick by their sides, while some idiotic writer insults their (obviously) popular type of music?
this is a fucking discrace to music. not only to Hollywood Undead, but to many other GOOD bands and artists out there that this critic has prolly wasted her time writing about.
i guess i am one of those “stupid, young teenagers who doesnt know whats right from wrong.”
even thou i am not, what if was? music is music. a band has the right to go out and make WHATEVER type of music they feel like making.
and aslo critics have the right to go out and say whatever they feel like about that band.
but just because you think their music is crap doesnt mean you bad them so harshly.
i personally wouldnt be surprised when Hollywood Undead blows up big time. i’ve been a fan since the beginning, and i support what they are doing not only as a band but as what a huge evolution they created with their creativity of music.
HU, keep doing your things.
Fans of HU, keep supporting the band.
Haters of HU, your missing out on alot of talent.
This critic who wrote the article?
Keep your day job.
boomdizzle23 | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
Marvin Marks - “No really - We all have our bad points - yours (HU fans) happens to be listening to really really shitty music and being completely ignorant of all things musical.”
so whats your bad point? bashing on a type of music that you can care less about?
wow. im sure your really smart and intelligent.
maybe i should go to college and become just like you.
going online and throwing worthless comments about a band who (obviously) is doing something right with their music.
and speaking of music, please tell us.
what music do you prefer?
since hollywood undead is “shit” as you have said, enlighten us all with “somewhat good music”
because you blindly think you know what good music is.
boomdizzle23 | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
boomdizzle23 - nice to see you’ve joined us. we haven’t had any comments from any of you lovely folks in awhile. I’m worried things have slowed up here. Tell your friends to join in the festivities.
Marvin Marks | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
dont worry.
ill try my best to.
boomdizzle23 | Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
frankly i am a bog fan of this band and their music just so happen to be so bad that thousands upon thousands of teens are listening to them as we speak LOVING their music it must suck that bad huh you guys need to get a life and not trash people you cant stand at their level!!!
Brian | Jul 25, 2008 | Reply
thank god you understand
Brian | Jul 25, 2008 | Reply
Egads, another direct hit on these little stinkies. What a load of worthless pap.
tlk
anotherperusal.blogspot.com
TL Kess | Jul 28, 2008 | Reply
Having read this thread, about what all you fucking haters have to say about Hollywood Undead, I have come to the conclusion that y’all can suck a shriveled up dick.
I have two truths for all of you. One, I am not a teenager; I am 23 and in the Air Force. Two, HU has more talent then any other bitch ass main stream band.
All you haters need to be shot.
William Wreckage | Aug 5, 2008 | Reply
You know what is so funny? These kids get all upset and offended by someone judging their [shitty] music and then proceed to take it out on the reviewer. They say things like “don’t judge our music” or “don’t bash them. it’s how they make their living” but then they get rude and sometimes down right vicious with Marvin and Leslie or anyone else that gives their opinion — right after telling others not to bash or judge someone! how completely fucking hypocritical! Just goes to show the level of intelligence the fans of this utter shit are working with. Seriously, HU is garbage. To their fans, the joke’s on you. They pile a bunch of genres together because they are too unoriginal to create their own sound and throw in some ridiculous “rhymes” and call it music while all these foolish kids eat it up and dish out their allowance to purchase it. Their “music” is just a lack of effort and/or any creative genius. It’s simply disgusting and, to be honest, offensive to the rest of us actual artists out there struggling to make it with true, god-given (not protools-given) talent. Fuck these goons. Kids, if you HAVE to like it, at least download it from limewire or something, and spend your money on something worth it, because this shit sure as hell isn’t.
Jeff D | Aug 19, 2008 | Reply
Ok, HU aren’t all that bad, The masks are decent. I mean slipknot wears masks yes but slipknot is still a decent band. I think that if you can make a band have that many “followers” or whatever then it must be decent music. Not everyone likes classical music like you do.
Matthew | Aug 27, 2008 | Reply
Most Hollywood Undead fans are idiots as this post shows. I personally like them, and I do think that they are a joke. The music is obviously meant to just be funny and for people to have a good time listening to it. It’s comedy, plain and simple. Besides, people try to read way too into stuff. Anyone ever heard death metal? People take it very seriously not realizing the intent of sarcasm and shock value.
Ben | Aug 31, 2008 | Reply
As entertaining as this has been, I’m not sure I’ve ever read more illiterate dribble in one place before. If this is a measure of the “future” of this country, 3rd world nation here we come!! The current generation coming up through school is, by far, the most poorly educated in the history of this country (and I’m sure all future replies will prove me wrong….lol, ya right).
So go ahead and post your snide little death threat replies and show us all how big and strong you really are. Don’t bother with a dictionary or spell check because all the rest of the retards will know exactly what you mean. This band’s fan base is a true reflection of the music, you deserve each other.
dumbfounded | Sep 2, 2008 | Reply
imho, they couldn’t be anything but a joke, they don’t have lyrical talent they don’t have musical talent they make OK songs that are OK… they’re like aiden to me just MEDICORE, something to play in betweena actually talented bands that have something to either say or have damn good sounding songs. all of you fuckers who care so much about this band you think its cool to be all “all you haters need to be shot” do you really think theyd give a good god damn about you if someone bashed you? its just music ffs get a fucking life and deal with people either liking or bashing the bands you listen too if you cant deal with opinions live on a fucking island alone.
the world is full of stupid people | Sep 2, 2008 | Reply
Marvin, it’s amazing how you sit there, and continue to bash on Hollywood undead,and sure i’m just a Fifteen year old kid, but somehow, I believe that i’m actually smarter then you. So stop with your foolish attempts to turn us from H.U. It’s the new music, it’s the 21st century. There a great mix, why do you other bands have joined together, like Limp Bizkit and Eminem, to create the alikeness of Hollywood Undead, but they do it without having to join up with another band. They’re one of the greatest bands of this century.
All you can do is bash them? And call their fans idiots. Their lyrics reach out to people. How the hell do you think Eminem got Famous? Not for being a white rapper, not the way he was raised, but because his lyrics reach out to people. If you payed enough attention to the artist you try to critise, then you’d know that they don’t even care about the money, their in it for the hell of it you fucking dumbass. A great band, who could probaly sell their new Cd, for three times the amount that they are, I mean eight dollars, you’ve got to be kidding me.
You’re probaly going to come back with some insult, that it’s only that cheap because thats about as much as kids can afford. Before you do, take the time to listen. This Band reaches out to ton of people, that will not changes their ways to matter what you tell them, just like no matter what we tell you, you won’t change your mind. We all have our opions, but you seem to consider yours better then ours.
You say that Hollywood Undead isn’t art. That shows how little you know. Art could be anything, from a clay toilet- to well anything. This band, is something that doesn’t act like the others, there out to make a name for themselves. THere songs aren’t supposed to reach out to older people, it’s supposed to hit the younger ones, the teenagers, the ones that’ll spread the name HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. See, unlike you, they’ll be remembered, this article will simply just get forgotten in a short time, how long you think Hollywood undead’ll be remembered, probaly longer then your lifetime, longer then theirs. They’ll be legendary, while you’ll be that waste of air.
There are tons of people that listen to this band. I’m not like the other people in these comments. I’m not going to insult you, or threaten to beat your ass. I’m a huge fan of Hollywood Undead though. Favorite songs being Undead, and Sell your sell. I’ve spent many nights in cars, with older people. Listening to music, and toking up. Do I type like some retarded, 14 year old. No, and believe it or not, I know people that are almost fifty that i’ve introduced this music too, like my dad, my friend’s mom, my high school principal, that enjoy this music.
Your music at this current time, still have highe plays, or more profile views. How long do you think that’ll last though. Unlike Hollywood undead, bands like Linkin Park, SlipKnot, Korn, and Disturbed, Limp Bizkit. Have all had their prime times, and the humerous thing, Hollywood Undead is almost close to them, and they’ve only released what two Albums, if that i’m not really sure.
So, don’t bash something you know nothing about. That’s like me bashing on being a Doctor. I don’t know shit about it, so why would I do it.
Now, to squash your little mask idea. If you haven’t noticed by now, they have been seen without their masks. You say their just copying SlipKnot? Thats’ some shit, thats like saying everybody who sings, or plays an instrument on HalloWeen is copying Slipknot. So that’s another one of your little facts down the fucking drain.
I do have a question for you though, what kind of music do you listen too? Why don’t you tell me, so I can go make a decent review about it, and bash on the music, and bands you like. So come on, my email is shaldre.cross@hotmail.com Just hit me up with your music.
So I can bash it around. Just remember though, my review, will do the same thing you did in this one, saying how the music you listen to is not art, but shit.
If your a H.U Fan hit me up,Shaldre.cross@hotmail.com
Cullen | Sep 3, 2008