Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions! Comedy should always leave you different than when it found you. Sure, humor can hurt, even alienate, but the risk is better than the alternative: a steady diet of innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush! Demand to be challenged, to be offended, to be treated like thinking, reasoning adults. And raise your children to be the same. Don’t let a comedian, a network, a Congressional committee, or an evil genius take away your freedom to laugh at whatever you want.

Duckman (TV)

I remember, a few years ago, a certain Whitesnake video vixen beating the shit out of Indians pitcher Chuck Finley. The guy who controlled the music in Chicago promptly started playing “Here I go again” by Whitesnake the next time the Indians were there and was very, very fired for it. In my fantasy football leagues, one of the guys I play with absolutely hates New Orleans. We naturally tried to come up with a anti-tribute album for Katrina, and here is that result. FEEL FREE TO ADD AWESOME SUGGESTIONS.

The Scorpions- Rock you like a Hurricane
Led Zeppelin- When the levee breaks
Katrina and the Waves- Walking on Sunshine
Patrick Swayze- She’s like the wind
Queen f/ David Bowie- Under Pressure (OH GOD NERD PRESSURE JOKES)
CCR- Have you ever seen the rain
The Beach Boys- Surfin’ Usa
Bob Dylan- Blowin’ in the wind
The Surfaris- Wipeout
Samuel Wright- Under the Sea (+4 Disney skillz)
The Doors- Riders on the storm
The Standells- Dirty Water

UP NEXT WEEK: STEVE IRWIN

lol, Slander on the internets, IHateU, Hurricane Katrina

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